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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:58

Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What makes you feel guilty the most?
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They put up a sign reading
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No way
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
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