What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

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Loons and Moons

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Still no good

Should the United States help Ukraine against Russia?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What makes you feel guilty the most?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

They put up a sign reading

No way

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Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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